If Shakespeare was from IIT !!

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Yesterday I dreamt that William Shakespeare was my room neighbor. And the "butterfly effects" were nothing but funny...

Oh yes he has started writing, though mostly its nonsense. Let me tell you in advance, he aint a good writer. A few months ago he wasnt even a writer! What happened was that this new year's eve, a tarot reader on the Marina beach told him that he has enormous writing potential and it will earn him a knighthood in future. Nice cock n bull story for 20 bucks, isnt it?! But would-be-Sir William Shakespeare thought otherwise and took writing seriously. So now all he does is to lock himself up in his room with a 'DND Crashing' written in chalk on his door and scribbling away crap that comes to his half bald head. He writes in the famous and infamous IIT Lingo. Hey by the way, I managed to sneak out a small piece of his latest work!! (Dont you tell him that!) Wanna read it?! I have no idea what this play is about and I bet even he doesn't know it either!!

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Scene 3

The same.

Enter DON JOHN and CONRADE

CONRADE: Macha why so pained?

DON JOHN: Painful times da.

CONRADE: Reason?

DON JOHN: Pack da , later.

CONRADE: Tell da.

DON JOHN: Dude I’m pained coz of painful times isn’t it enough?

CONRADE: Dude you gotta be careful now with that kinda attitude. You just got outta feud with your brother. Don’t be rash.

DON JOHN: I’d rather die than be under his mercy. Wth d aim supposed to be feared like a villain but now im a joke to all of you, look right now my hands are tied , i’ll show my true self when the time is right till then don’t dissuade me from the way I am.

CONRADE: What are you gonna do?

DON JOHN: You’ll see. Who’s there?

Enter BORACHIO

Waddap Borachio?

BORACHIO: I packed grub and I came with important news. It seems there is gonna be a marriage.

DON JOHN: Sly da what’s in there for me? And which chunda is ready to get married?

BORACHIO: Claudio.

DON JOHN: Really?

BORACHIO: Yep.

DON JOHN: One big Chute, and to whom?

BORACHIO: Hero.

DON JOHN: Hot chick. How do you know this?

BORACHIO: I eavesdropped on your bro and Claudio. Apparently your bro is gonna patafy her and then give her to Claudio.

DON JOHN: Peace, now is my chance. Its gonna be so awesome to pain them. Btw macha I need your help.

CONRADE: Nps.

DON JOHN: Let go

BORACHIO: Ok.

Exit

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published with permission from Nitinkumar aka Swami aka Powerstallion

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P.S: The above work is totally fictitious and I'm in no way to be held responsible for anything, anytime, anywhere.